The Owl and The Pussycat

Money, Money

Stevesmith — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 16:47:47 GMT

Money cannot buy happiness! That is obvious. It CAN however make being miserable a hell of a lot more comfortable!!! Let your fantasies run wild. Imagine that you just had a massive amount of cash dropped in your lap for the sole purpose of allowing you to indulge yourself in something spectacular that would bring you great joy. What would you do? Where would you go? A trip? A party? A ride on the space shuttle?

Take the money and run and tell us how you would totally pamper yourself ...

Delayed by her bra, air passenger is indignant

The Owl — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 01:41:38 GMT

Saw this in the San Francisco Chronicle. She should've gone braless LOL

(08-25) 16:51 PDT OAKLAND -- When Berkeley resident Nancy Kates arrived at Oakland International Airport to board JetBlue flight 472, she thought she was heading off on a routine journey to visit her mother in Boston. Instead she ended up in a standoff with Transportation Safety Administration officials over her bra.

In the post-Sept. 11 world of heightened airport scrutiny, Kates, like most travelers, is familiar ...

Tom And Jerry

The Pussycat — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 17:24:12 GMT

Who else loves this Cat and mouse duo?

My daughter has just gotten into watching them. She has to watch them all day.

"It's My Party and I'll Lie If I want to"

The Pussycat — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 04:41:43 GMT

Miley takes Lilly backstage at a Hannah Montana concert. Lilly embarrasses Miley when she is introduced to Traci, Traci refuses to accept her due to Lilly's outrageous behavior. When Miley receives a phone call inviting her to Kelly Clarkson's party, Lilly gets excited, but Miley lies and tells her that the party has been canceled so Lilly can't embarrass her.

At the party, Miley does not have fun due to the absence of Lilly. A photographer takes her photo, and still takes pictures after ...

We Got Cover(s)

Stevesmith — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 23:45:25 GMT

Skyping all of you has been a blast and so far is working well. I would encourage anyone who hasn't joined in the show by doing this to contact me so we can set up a time to record a conversation for an upcoming show.

This week I would like everyone to compare 2 versions of the same song. I am thinking of 2 different ways to do this. You could talk about an original version vs.the cover version of the song. Or you could discuss a studio version of a song vs.a LIVE version by the same ...

City Lights

Stevesmith — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 23:53:52 GMT

This week lets talk about our favorite cities! New York, Paris, London, Tokyo, Chicago, San Fransisco, Athens, Rome, Washington D.C., Beijing or Madrid. If you've been there, if you want to go there or if you've simply seen it in a movie and have always romaniticized it. Discuss the movies and songs that have imortalized your favorite city.

Then let me know you are ready and I will Skype you and talk to you about your all-time favorite metropolis! On Skype, I am Steveontheradio.

City ...

The Email Show

Stevesmith — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 16:58:42 GMT

It was way too much fun last week talking TO everybody rather than AT everybody so I am going to offer it again. Anyone who wants to give their contribution via Skype please let me know as early as possible so we can set up a convenient time to do it.

The topic is emails. I want us to dicuss some of our favorite and least favorite emails. We all get 'em. The good, the bad and the chain letters! There are jokes, prayers, funny pictures and newsletters. Send me an mp3 telling us what you look ...

Action Movies and Chick Flicks

Stevesmith — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 15:45:40 GMT

You know the cliche...guys like action movies, girls like chick flicks! The truth is most of us like variety. The spice of life you know!

Tell me if you actually do have a preference and give me at least one favorite of each. Do you have a favorite genre of movie and then what is your all-time favorite action move and your all-time favorite chick flick...and why. Maybe we will discover something about men and women and what makes us tick. We will finally get to the truth of the matter!!

...or ...

New Pics in Gallery

The Pussycat — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 17:10:46 GMT

I added a few more funny pictures in the Gallery Check them out. I like the gallery option. I may eventually make a Barbra gallery instead of having a separate section on the board. People can still leave comments on the pics in the Gallery.

Joy and the Old Songs

Stevesmith — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 10:42:32 GMT

Well well well. How did Tuesday sneak up on me already??? LOL And no show topic yet! I must have thought the Sunday Chimpcast was The Stevesmith Show. Oh ye man of little brain.

So I will give you two topics and you can choose one or the other...or both. Of course, you always have the option of neither...but then you'd leave poor ole Steve to just sink all alone. Oh dear, that just wouldn't be nice!

1) If you could spend one full week doing any activity that would give you the ...

Chimpcasting: Don't Let Me Be Alone Sunday

Stevesmith — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 21:43:50 GMT

I need your help! This Sunday I will be hosting the Chimpcast all by my lonely self. Chimp will be away on a family holiday. I will be all sad and playing tunes about lonliness and emptiness...UNLESS...you all send me something to join in and make it a party! Talk about not being lonely cuz we will all be together in the IRC! Send me a file of you doing a karaoke song about about lonliness. Something! Anything!!! Just help a brutha out!!!

Chimpcast w/Steve Alone ...

Who Makes You Laugh?

Stevesmith — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 23:10:43 GMT

George Carlin? Jim Carrey? Cosby? Seinfeld? Ellen Degeneres? John Cleese? Your Uncle Fred who always pulls a quarter out of your ear?

I am looking for the one person who never fails to make you chuckle. If you have a clip of your person being funny send that along as well. And tell us why they make you laugh...what is it about that person that appeals to your funny bone (humerus???)

Send me your choices on an mp3 and we will all start laughing at 11pm Wednesday night on UK ...

My Top Ten

Stevesmith — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 16:57:45 GMT

We are making lists and checking them twice this week. The twist is that you choose the topic...then make the list.

Top 10 movies. Top 10 cars. Top 10 Presidents. Top 5 Stage Actors. 10 Favorite Animals. 3 Favorite Radio Shows! Favorite foods, clothes, movies, songs... etc. etc. etc. Whatever you want kids!

Give us your favorite list. You can tell us your favorites in a topic. Or you can read us a list that you fancy that comes from another source auch as The American Film ...

Another History Lesson

The Pussycat — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 18:53:22 GMT

A LITTLE HISTORY LESSON

Railroad tracks.

This is fascinating.

Be sure to read the final paragraph. Your understanding of it will depend on the earlier part of the content. ( I thought of omitting the last part but decided to leave it in)

The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number.

Why was that gauge used? Because that's the way they built them in England , and English expatriates built the ...

Fun Animation I made

The Pussycat — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 06:06:03 GMT

7 Things

The Pussycat — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 04:05:31 GMT

Phineas and Ferb

The Pussycat — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 02:56:51 GMT

I absolutely love this cartoon that comes on the Disney Channel.

Phineas Flynn and Ferb Fletcher are two step-brothers who live with their older sister Candace and their parents Linda and Laurence Fletcher in the town of Danville. The brothers find themselves dissatisfied with just spending their summer vacation outside of school, so they pull off unbelievable and often outlandish stunts (i.e. visiting the moon, entering a race car competition, waking up a mummy, etc.) in order to make ...

"I Can't Make You Love Hannah if You Don't"

The Pussycat — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 01:47:49 GMT

Miley has a huge crush on an older boy named Josh. She is excited when he asks her out. Robby does not want her to go out with him because he is older. Miley convinces Robby to meet him. During the meeting, Miley discovers that Josh does not like Hannah Montana. Miley really likes Josh so she tries everything to make him like Hannah, she does not think she can date someone who does not like part of her even though he does not know that she really is Hannah.

Josh eventually decides to give Hannah ...

"She's A Supersneak"

The Pussycat — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 22:29:57 GMT

Miley and Jackson have mid-terms coming up. They both want to go out but Robby makes them stay home and study while he goes out on a "business meeting". Miley and Jackson sneak out of the house without the other one knowing to go to the new Ashton Kutcher movie. After they run into each other, they spot their dad at the theater on a date with an unknown woman. Miley is upset that her dad is dating without telling them, and feels that he is trying to replace their mother, who passed ...

"Miley, Get Your Gum"

The Pussycat — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 22:00:32 GMT

Miley's friend Oliver is a huge Hannah Montana fan. He does everything to get Hannah's attention. Miley thinks that if Oliver ever found out her secret, that he would be in love with her too. Since she does not like Oliver the same way, she and Lilly come up with a plan to turn him off of Hannah Montana. Miley dresses up as Hannah and uses Oliver's fear of chewed gum to disgust him. When this does not work, Miley pulls the Hannah wig off to reveal who she really is.

The Subplot:

Jackson ...

"Lilly, Do You Want To Know A Secret?"

The Pussycat — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 21:43:37 GMT

Having moved to Malibu, Miley Stewart (aka pop star Hannah Montana), is concerned how her best friend, Lilly Truscott, will react if she finds out that Miley is Hannah. The two share every secret except that, because Miley fears Lilly will treat her differently if she knows that she is Hannah Montana. Lilly, a huge Hannah Montana fan, offers Miley one of her tickets to an upcoming Hannah Montana concert, but Miley turns her down saying that she didn't like Hannah Montana much and Lilly takes ...

Miley's new album Breakout to be released July 22

The Pussycat — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 21:16:28 GMT

I put the album cover pic as the default picture for Mile's page. Just one question, what's in her hair?

Kid Talk

Stevesmith — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 16:13:43 GMT

I am definitely off my game this week. I forgot to post this topic here or over at Simply! My humble apologies. I hope some of you still have time to record something fun for this show...it's sort of an open topic. Here it is:

After last week's dirty talking festival I thought for this week's show we might discuss our children. Funny or embarrassing stories of our children or childhood experiences or simply the experience of being a Mom or a Dad. The pride, the joys and the heartbreaks. ...

Eat This: The Musical!!!

Stevesmith — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 16:12:40 GMT

This week's question: what's your favorite food(s)?

Do you have a favorite kind of food? Are you a meat freak, a vegan or are you sweet on sweets? Is there a favorite dish? A favorite restaurant where you go for that favorite dish? Is it a fancy schmantzy restaurant...or maybe a Big Mac at McDonald's?

Share your recipes! Sumptuous chocolatey desserts, savory vegetable casseroles or lovely leg of lamb. For gods sake someone must have a good recipe for lamb!!

I hear some ...

Talk Dirty to Me!

Stevesmith — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 16:39:55 GMT

Inspired by Tippi's unintentional "naughty place" speech from last week's show, I would like to request that for this week's show everyone talk dirty to me! Please be creative and suggestive. Tell an off-color joke, sing a naughty ditty, make me a vile proposition or simply ramble for a while using as many double entendres as possible.

"I'd really like you to come!'

A Star is Born

Booby Patrol Officer — Tue, 27 May 2008 03:32:37 GMT

For me the GREATEST album of alllll time....

Stay tuned for more discussion on ASIB....

Chinese Proverbs

The Pussycat — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 20:21:55 GMT

CHINESE PROVERBS

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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

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Man who run in front of car get tired.

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Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok

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Man ...

Vet School!

The Pussycat — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 18:32:58 GMT

The Dead Cow and Vet School

First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the ...

Bet 'cha didn't learn this in school.

The Pussycat — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 18:28:36 GMT

For all of you history buffs out there, here are some fascinating accounts of terms we use from the "Old English". I found them very enlightening.

Barbara/Bebe

LIFE IN THE 1500'S

The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be.

Here are some facts about the 1500's ~ very interesting:

Most people got married in June because they ...

I've Always Wanted To...

Stevesmith — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 17:04:14 GMT

-Play the Piano

-Learn to Fly

-Run a Marathon

-Swim the English Channel

-Climb a Mountain

-Grow My Own Garden

-Be on the Stage

-Travel to Italy

-Parachute from an airplane

-Be in a Band

-Own Stevesmith (check out Facebook...he's available!!!)

-Talk on a Radio Show

This week I want you to think about something you've always wanted to try but never gotten around to. Perhaps it is a long-ago secret desire to do something great or exciting that for one reason or another ...

Miley Photos From OMG!

The Pussycat — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 05:01:15 GMT

Man Gets Stuck in Portapotty NAKED!

The Pussycat — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 04:27:51 GMT

Man Gets stuck

Chris, have you ever run across anyone stuck in the potty where you work?

In Japan, Cellphones Have Become Too Difficult to use.

The Pussycat — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 01:01:54 GMT

TOKYO -- Steve Jobs' new iPhone, expected to be unveiled Monday, is headed to Japan by the end of the year. But the device's famed ease of use may actually be a turnoff in Japan, where consumers want features, not simplicity.  

Indeed, Japanese handsets have become prime examples of feature creep gone mad. In many cases, phones in Japan are far too complex for users to master.

"There are tons of buttons, and different combinations or lengths of time yield different results,'" ...

Angry Clinton Supporters Start Rallying for McCain

The Pussycat — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 01:09:47 GMT

Clinton Supporters

Angry Clinton Supporters Start Rallying for McCain Online

By Sarah Lai Stirland EmailJune 04, 2008 | 4:04:24 PMCategories: Election '08

They're mad as hell, and Hillary Clinton's supporters aren't going to take it anymore.

Some Clintonites are so mad about Barack Obama's Tuesday victory that they've launched a web site to build support to launch a lobbying group to support Republican John McCain.

"We're going to run campaign ads to defeat Obama," ...

Billy Ray Cyrus

The Pussycat — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 00:50:11 GMT

You know I'm really liking Billy Ray Cyrus' music. Most people only know him for Achy Breaky Heart but he really does have some good songs. Some Gave All is an excellent song, if you've known someone who is serving our country it really hits home, especially since I have a cousin who was bombed in Iraq, he's ok for the most part, he's been walking with the aid of a cane though. If it wasn't for his daughter I probably wouldn't have even looked at his music.

Read Any Good Books Lately?

Stevesmith — Sat, 31 May 2008 16:43:27 GMT

This week on the show I will be talking about favorite books. Any piece of literature be it a novel, short story, poem or something else, I want to hear about it. If you have read something recently that you enjoyed or if you have an all time favorite please come over to my party and discuss it. If you particularly like the way something is written, feel free to read an excerpt or two, too! Har.

I hope to hear you all on Wednesday night!

First Time Sex

The Pussycat — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 00:03:20 GMT

First Time Sex

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday

night to meet, and have dinner with her parents.

Since this is such a big event, the girl announces

to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like

to go out and make love for the first time .

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex

before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to

get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his

first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about ...

You Gotta Have Friends

Stevesmith — Sun, 25 May 2008 15:47:11 GMT

This week I would like to hear everybody talk about friends. Do you have someone you consider your best friend? Describe what makes your friend special to you. Do you look for certain qualities in a friend or is it totally organic? What about men and women? Can opposite sexes be just friends? Are most of your friends male or female? If you can think of a song that reminds you of a friend we can also dedicate it to them!

The answers to these and other possible questions will be answered ...

Article from the LA Times

The Pussycat — Thu, 29 May 2008 20:03:13 GMT

LA Times Article

From the Los Angeles Times

Paparazzi have their lenses on Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus

Every commercial enterprise wants to cash in on the Miley magic, so why should the tabloid press be any different? (Gus Ruelas / Associated Press)

By Rachel Abramowitz | Los Angeles Times Staff Writer

May 28, 2008

She can't drink, drive or serve her country, but she can provide a profitable stream of income to those devoted to chronicling her every move?

Every ...

Steve's picture

The Pussycat — Thu, 29 May 2008 00:00:13 GMT

Ok Steve, I added your picture to the forum.....haha I was thinking, the look you've got going I was asking myself, where is your Fedora, leather Jacket and bull whip......

Did Miley Steal a song?

The Pussycat — Wed, 28 May 2008 23:26:50 GMT

Band Challenge Miely Cyrus over Song

I don't think it's Mile's fault....Rock Star is a Hannah Montana song, so it's Disney's people who stole the melody...BTW that's my favorite Hannah song, so I need to check out the original.

Miley

The Pussycat — Wed, 28 May 2008 23:20:28 GMT

Ok I probably wouldn't have cared much for Miley, but my 2 year old daughter loves Hannah Montana so that's why she's here. I really think she is a talented young lady and hope she continues to have success in her career.

M&M's

The Pussycat — Wed, 28 May 2008 21:48:13 GMT

Have you guys seen the new Indy M&Ms? Some of them have little fedoras over the M... too cool. I'm loving the crispy mint ones right now.

Indiana Jones Website

The Pussycat — Wed, 28 May 2008 20:53:46 GMT

Pretty Neat Official site. Lots of stuff to see.

http://www.indianajones.com/site/index.html

Rest in Peace Sydney Pollack

The Pussycat — Tue, 27 May 2008 04:25:14 GMT

This is such sad news:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/obit_sydney_pollack

He was a great director.

Pete's Dragon

The Pussycat — Wed, 28 May 2008 00:02:46 GMT

One of my favorite movies growing up and still today is Pete's Dragon. It was one of Helen's 3 movies that she was in. I've often wondered why she did not do more movies. One of my favorite songs, Candle on the Water, is from this movie.

Manilow Merch

The Pussycat — Tue, 27 May 2008 18:47:04 GMT

Get your Manilow Merchandise here: http://www.starz.bz/barrymanilow/

Barry in Concert

The Pussycat — Tue, 27 May 2008 18:45:05 GMT

Looks like Barry is busy playing Vegas.

http://www.manilow.com/tickets/index.html

Game: Songs with the Months of the Year In them

The Pussycat — Tue, 27 May 2008 18:27:31 GMT

How many songs can you name with a Month in the Title?

I'll start:

January by Elton John From his album The Big Picture

Murder on the Dancefloor by Sophie Ellis-Bextor

The Owl — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 00:29:30 GMT

Heard this song on the radio last month, and I haven't stopped playing it since. It's a very catchy song, and has a sort of "retro disco" sound. Appearantly it was huge in Europe, but never made it here.